God's a Trip! by Jay M. Horne - HTML preview

Conversation after the Mud Puddle Entry-

Bob Hagan: back

Jay Horne: hell yeah.

Jay Horne: just now figuring it out

Bob Hagan: sweet, but check this out, i was messin around in my chatroom yesterday, ya know, same ol stuff, well we were playin around changin our screen names and everything, when i decided to use "Your_Mom" as my s/n right Jay Horne: right... Jay Horne: but?

Bob Hagan: well, the mod in the room got offended, a couple hours later, my sis comes home, and she was like guess what, mom was robbed by gunpoint at work a couple hours ago, so, my mom gets home, tells me what happened, and i got to thinkin about it, it was the same time as i got a hair up my ass to use "Your_Mom" as a screen name, im like, now why couldnt i figure that stuff out and called her or something, weird man

Jay Horne: I know.

Jay Horne: I thought about your mom LIKE 10 minutes ago!

Bob Hagan: lmao Jay Horne: LMAO Jay Horne: Seriously

Bob Hagan: oh, that was just yesterday, today made my puddle even better

Jay Horne: I swear to you as I read what you just wrote I got Deja vu

Jay Horne: Don't close this window!

Jay Horne: It's going in my notes section!

Jay Horne: I could feel you feel your mom

Jay Horne: LMAO

Jay Horne: As crazy as it sounds!

Jay Horne: It's like we were talking about  your mom and then she was held at gunpoint.

Jay Horne: I am worried about her! Bob Hagan: i was 2 min late for the test thing i had to take in order to go to roadmaster, well, they wouldnt let me take it, because i was late, so now, i gotta re apply for foodstamps and start all over again, but what made me late, was my mom asked me to put gas in the car as i left to go take the test

Jay Horne: Is she okay?!

Bob Hagan: oh shes fine, she got a free day off of work from it, shes a lil shook up, but shes fine

Jay Horne: LMAO!

Bob Hagan: and it already had 5/8ths a freakin tank of gas, go figure ya know

Jay Horne: Might as well just say it! Bob Hagan: I OWN NOTHING

Bob Hagan: not even this crappy pc im on

Jay Horne: Nope................  LIfe is AWESOME!!!!!

Bob Hagan: lmao

Jay Horne: LMAO

Jay Horne: Sarcasm, gotta love it!

Bob Hagan: its almost like god is sittin there with his buddies sayin, hey guys, watch this, and busts out laughing, lmao

Jay Horne: I' m telling you, sarcasm took a backseat to GOD ages ago!

Jay Horne: lmao.

Bob Hagan: freaking holy assholes man Jay Horne: LMAO! LMAO! exactly!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jay Horne: You're the best !!

Jay Horne: LMAO

Bob Hagan: lmao

Bob Hagan: man i cant wait till friday

Jay Horne: If only we could see you NOW?!

Jay Horne: LMAO

Bob Hagan: my first payday in 10 months

Bob Hagan: i get to drink all the vodka i want again, its gonna be great!

Jay Horne: Cant even be put into words what you feel, it can only be captured by an abstract artist, right?

Bob Hagan: exactly, its boring not being an alcoholic sometimes

Jay Horne: LMAO

Bob Hagan: its like god knew how much i missed drinkin and thought, here bobby, this will help

Bob Hagan: booted me right off that freakin wagon

Jay Horne: LMAO

Bob Hagan: good bye wagon, heellloooo mudpuddle!

Jay Horne: I know! It's like_ I've kilt myself enough! Here. You take the reigns and beat me for awhile!

Jay Horne: LMAO Bob Hagan: lmao