SOMA | The Meme Dump
Nick pokes at his phone and shouts a message to his digital office assistant, LeoNard.
NICK
If only I could ticket her ass! LeoNard, note. Citizen ticketing! Give lawenforcement power to the victims!
LEVON
Huh?
NICK
Sorry, Master Shaman! Sorry, I'm multitasking. I’m running very late. Very tardy!
LEVON
What's the hurry?
NICK
I am transporting human flesh.
LEVON
What?
NICK
Twenty pounds of flesh! No more, no less! Fuckin’ ice is melting all over my seats.
LEVON
You goin' to a hospital?
NICK
No, a barbeque!
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