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SOMA | The Meme Dump

Tarnation! I smoked too much! You’re making me break character!

Levon laughs along.

LEVON

You’re friggin' crazy, lady.

JUNE

This is no laughing matter. I don’t screw around with these missions...

LEVON

Did you bury the swag? Is it guarded by a beast?

JUNE

A beast? Like a prehistoric beast?

LEVON

Yeah, like a prehistoric beast?

JUNE

From that Discovery Channel show? What's the one that ate all the tortoises, and then, like, evolved into a sheep?

LEVON

Andrewsarchus?

JUNE

Andrew Sarkus! Dude! I knew it sounded like a person’s name!

Yes. For sure. You figured it out, love. Andrewsarchus is guarding the treasure.

LEVON

Ha! Yeah, frig. I'll kill Andrew Sarkus. No problem.

JUNE

Keep laughin', Levon. It suits you.

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