
SOMA | The Meme Dump
Tarnation! I smoked too much! You’re making me break character!
Levon laughs along.
LEVON
You’re friggin' crazy, lady.
JUNE
This is no laughing matter. I don’t screw around with these missions...
LEVON
Did you bury the swag? Is it guarded by a beast?
JUNE
A beast? Like a prehistoric beast?
LEVON
Yeah, like a prehistoric beast?
JUNE
From that Discovery Channel show? What's the one that ate all the tortoises, and then, like, evolved into a sheep?
LEVON
Andrewsarchus?
JUNE
Andrew Sarkus! Dude! I knew it sounded like a person’s name!
Yes. For sure. You figured it out, love. Andrewsarchus is guarding the treasure.
LEVON
Ha! Yeah, frig. I'll kill Andrew Sarkus. No problem.
JUNE
Keep laughin', Levon. It suits you.
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