Novelty Recipes

You are the best dad in the whole Milky Way, even though you are from
Mars and I'm from Venus. You Skor high points as a dad....don't Snicker(s).
When you were born there was a Symphony in heaven! Your Hot Tamale(s),
Mom, still thinks you are a Big Hunk. I wish I could take you on a shopping Spree on 5th Avenue in New York (Peppermint Patty), but they
don't have Builders Square there because they're Nerds. Love you Mounds,
Your Nut (Roll)

I arranged everything in a big planter, and attached the following letter...
Dear (_____):
I wish you and (groom) the Best of Luck and much fortune in the years to
come. However....before you "Pledge" your eternal love, there are a few

things you should know about the man you are soon to marry. First of all, the "Son of a Gun" will always be looking for a "Bit o Honey" and a bit of "Almond Joy". He will not be content to just

"Snuggle" and "Carress". He will expect you to "Shout" with "Joy" each
time you make Whoopee. But make sure you never shout out "Oh Henry."
Believe me, sometimes it will take "Sheer Endurance" and maybe a few
"Nips" to hold back the "Snickers" when he offers to show you his