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A Wanna Be Washer and Dryer

Buy good quality tea towels and washcloths, roll and tie with ribbon, put into a box and attach the following poem This Christmas our ship has finally come in We're feeling so wealthy and rich.
Instead of some small remembrance
This year will be quite a switch.
We're giving a gift of high quality
No more cheap presents for us.
It's time we really went all out
But don't worry, it's really no fuss.
We considered giving you a sports car
Or maybe a tropical cruise ---

But we decided to be more practical
And give something you really could use.
So, open the box and you may be surprised, To find not only one gift, but TWO --
We hope you will put your presents to work It's a WASHER & DRYER, too!

BELLY BUTTON BRUSH

 

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Any color pipe cleaner, long bead. cardboard stock printing paper, small