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Place all items in a tote bag from the school or retiring teachers.

 

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Thanksgiving Survival Kit
Aspirin ~~ Take two before you start anything. Confetti ~~ To help you remember today is a fun day. Paperclip ~~ To help you hold everything together. Pair of gloves ~~ When you need two extra hands to help you. Marbles ~~ To replace the ones you will loose making dinner. Instructions on How to Cook a Turkey ~~ Just in case you forget. Snickers Bar ~~ To remind you that laughter can fix anything. Cotton Balls ~~ For when you can't hear yourself think anymore from

all
the guests.
Lifesavers ~~ In case you start drowning in all the preparations. Lollipop ~~ To help you "lick" any problem. Tootsie Roll ~~ To remind you to roll with the punches. Burgers ~~ In case that turkey doesn't come out quite the way the directions says it should.
Tums ~~ To share with everyone who didn't know when to stop. RubberBand ~~ To increase your waistband after dinner. Hugs ~~ Just because you deserve them. Tea Bag ~~ For you....at the end of the day, to sit back, relax and remember to count your blessings.
Button ~~ To replace the one you will loose from eating too much. Button ~~ To remind you it is better to button your lips with certain family members