Novelty Recipes

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Tootsie Roll- Because sometimes you just have to have something chocolate

 

SafetyPin- To help you hold your clothes up when they get too big!

Rubberband-Use as a finger and toe exerciser and watch those Calories
just melt away.

Toothpicks- Miniature chop sticks: guaranteed to help you eat less Food.

 

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Divorce Survival Kit

Shampoo - to wash that man right out of your hair. Rubber Ball - to help you "bounce" back. Tootsie Roll - to help you roll with the punches. Marbles - to replace the ones lost.
Lifesaver candy - for when you feel you are drowning in litigation. Skittles Candy - to remind you that there is a rainbow at the end of every storm.
Paperclip - to help you hold it all together. Piece of String - when you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot to this and hang on.
Eraser - to remind you that you can start all over with a clean slate. Pack of Gum - to remind you that your friends will "stick" by you. Candle - to light up the dark times.