Happy Dick'n by Adam Zend - HTML preview

DIARY ENTRIES:

July 26 – Della quit and moved out, wonder if it was something I said.  Kids cheered as she drove off, house parents didn’t even say so-long.  Saw Sonny-the-fag walking on the highway, picked him up and took him to my apartment.  Amazing what a boy will do to keep from being sent back to a group home.

July 27 – Sara called, said didn’t need me anymore.  What?  Told me to call social worker, Martha, then hung up.  Bitch!  Wonder who finked on me?  Called on ad about working with disabled and retards, set up interview for 29^th.

July 28 – Henry popped in, I asked about how much truth to Ten Commandments?  Said God never gave such commandments to live by.  Said organized religion made those up to further their control over the poor and ignorant masses.  Damn religious fanatics.

July 29 – Interview, job pays $6.80 an hour, plus .20 cents a mile.  Called In-Home Trainer for five male clients.  Start August 1^st.  Received letter from social worker, said terminated for letting ward-of-court who was unlicensed drive passenger van.  Said I was negligent in fulfilling my duties.  I hope the motherfucking juvenile delinquents burn the group home down!

“Simon, July the twenty-sixth, you found Sonny walking along the highway and picked him up.  You took him to your apartment, I take it from the way you worded the entry, you sexually abused him?”

“No, he said he’d do sexual favors for me if I didn’t make him go back to the group home,” I said lying with a neutral expression on my face.

“Did Sonny perform oral sex on you?” Doctor Lerner continued.

A surprised look came over my face as I answered, “Never.”

“Did you perform oral sex on Sonny?”

Startled, I answered, “I’m not a fag!”

“So, you had anal sex, but no oral sex, is that correct?”

“That’s right,” I shot back.

“Simon, what would your definition of a homosexual be?”

“Any man who sucks dick.”

“You wouldn’t consider anal sex with a man to be a homosexual act?” She persisted.

“No, because you can screw a woman in the butt and it doesn’t make you a fag.” I felt vindicated, at least in my own mind.